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Aries March 21 - April 19
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You have a tendency to pick fights with the people you love because the intensity of anger turns you on. You can achieve similar results with positive behavior too. You just have to work a little harder.No matter how hard you try today, you won't be able to act without first consulting the girl downstairs. You are guided by your sexuality today. Embrace it and hopefully you'll end up embracing someone else too.
Be generous with your thoughts and feelings today. People may be pleasantly surprised to see you expose your sensitive side. But avoid bear hugging people and telling them how much you love them -- there's fine line between sincere and phony.It's Friday and a great day to hunt down some romance. You may not be looking for a soul mate or a future husband, maybe just someone to help you get through the night
Taurus April 20 - May 20
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You may not like the way she does things, but she gets irritated with you, too (all the time). You should accept these differences and let her do what she wants. She'll give you the same freedom.You think you're being humble, but everyone around you thinks you're being a bit of a snob. Tone down your attitude a little and you'll soon be getting the accolades you crave. No one likes a braggart.
Entering into power struggles with friends won't be worth it. It could force you to act in ways uncharacteristic of you. Go about your business today and let the rest of the queens scratch each other's eyes out. This way you'll emerge with your dignity and eyesight intact.You'll be as pompous as a preacher at a church revival meetin' today. You'll huff and puff, but your congregation will soon tire of your righteousness. You'll want to spew fire and brimstone, but the only one getting burned will be you.
Gemini May 21 - June 20
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Be careful with what you say and how you say it, today. Sarcasm will not go over well. You may be joking, but she's going to think you're serious. Just say it in plain and simple English.There is more to the world than the things you do on the day to day. You're bored because you haven't bothered (been too lazy) to find anything new and exciting. Try something new today.
You could have fun debating with others today if you keep things light. But it could get ugly if you start interjecting your more controversial opinions into the mix. Then that broken jaw you receive could keep you from speaking for a very long time.Beware of nefarious guys taking advantage of your kind-hearted nature today. Nice guys like you can sometimes get taken advantage of, causing you to be mean and bitter. Giving in to these negative emotions will make you just like them.
Cancer June 21 - July 22
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You want her to notice all the things you've been doing lately, so you're kind of showing off. Try not to take all this pageantry too far or she'll be rolling on the floor laughing at you, not with you.Before you break out your wallet and buy everyone a round, think about all the ways this money would be better spent. This is one of those times when you'll have to sacrifice this moment's pleasure for tomorrow's happiness.
Outrageous behavior may not mean much to you now, but it could catch up to you in the future. Think of the consequences of your actions before diving in today. That guy you kept touching inappropriately last weekend could be conducting your next job interview, and he hasn't forgotten.An unexpected windfall could have you in the money today. It could be time for some shopping. The end of summer clearance sales hold treasures beyond your dreams. But be wise as to how you spend. It's better to buy a lot of little things than to blow it all on one piece of extravagant junk.
Leo July 23 - August 22
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Your bark is bigger than your bite today and everyone knows it. This has the potential to land you in a lot of hot water if you're not careful. Be sure you're prepared to put your money where your mouth is.Chances are you aren't regularly featured in the gossip column, but your antics will certainly be the talk of your friends today. Be sure you're on your best behavior or there will be some nasty rumors going around.
You'll marvel at your own magnificence today and force others to take notice. Guys can be turned off by such shows of ego. Cool it a bit today. It's good to be in love with yourself, but you don't often leave room for anyone else to love you.You're generous to a fault and you love spending on your friends. But today beware of sycophants and hangers-on taking advantage of your generosity. When you've got it everybody's got it, but keep an eye out for those who don't deserve it.
Virgo August 23 - September 22
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You can be proud of your achievements without coming off as egotistical or a braggart. The trick is to let someone else get a few words in edgewise. As tempting as it is, you shouldn't be hogging the spotlight right now.If your night isn't overbooked you must have done something pretty terrible to your friends. This could be easily remedied, however, by throwing an impromptu party at your place, with a ridiculous theme.
You may have too much happening in your life these days and some things may not be getting the full attention they deserve. This could include people close to you. Whittle things down today and concentrate on the truly important stuff, like the wants and needs of your partner, friends and family.You'll need to be flexible to keep from going crazy today as your detailed plans go up in smoke. Sometimes it's simply impossible to stay organized! So make sure you have contingency plans that don't involve curling into the fetal position when things go wrong.
Libra September 23 - October 22
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You will be pulled in all directions by people who all want something different for you. You'll be torn to pieces if you don't take a stand. You don't have to agree to do every single thing people ask you to do.You don't need to worry about the details right now. Just follow your instincts and clean up any messes you make later. You're on a roll and sweating the small stuff is just going to keep you from making progress.
Be open and friendly with people today. They'll be impressed with your affability and respond in kind. Of course, you may only be putting on an act just to meet guys, but hey, whatever works for you.Friends may come to you seeking answers to their romantic problems. Like a great swami gazing into a crystal ball you will delve deep into their dilemmas. They may not like what you see, or the answers you deliver, but the crystal ball and the great swami never lie, do they? Well, do they?
Scorpio October 23 - November 21
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Make sure you read your audience before cracking an off-color joke. You may think it's funny, but there's a high chance no one else will. You don't want to be in the spotlight with egg on your face.In an effort to get her attention, you've been acting unlike yourself. Not only does she know you're being a bit of a fake, she hates the way you're presenting yourself. It's time to start being you again.
Don't entertain your flamboyant side today. There's a time and place for everything, but bursting into the office like Richard Simmons high on too many lattes won't endear you to anyone.You may be facing a career crisis as the workweek ends. Don't let that put a damper on what promises to be a fun weekend. Worrying won't solve anything, so live it up and put those problems on a back burner. They'll still be there once Monday arrives.
Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
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An exotic adventure is on the horizon. Even if you can't hop on a plane for Bora Bora, you'll be able to indulge your inner explorer by taking a trip to a side of town you don't make it out to very often.Your feelings may have been hurt, but she didn't mean anything by what she said. You will have to let this one little thing slide for the good of the group. Accept her apology and get over it.
Show goodwill by being generous with your time today. Being selfless and dropping what you're doing to help others is the stuff basic kindness is made of. You may not want anything in return, but you'll get it in the karma that will rain down on you.An unexpected bonus will arrive just in time for the weekend. You'll be amazed at your good fortune as it'll open many doors for you. Now you can take your Saturday night date to a real restaurant rather than splitting a slice of pizza with him.
Capricorn December 22 - January 19
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Lots of fights will break out about money today. People get a little squirrelly wherever finances are concerned. You can avoid the worst by being honest and making sure you pay your own way.Today won't be an easy day and things aren't going to get any easier this evening either. You can avoid a ton of problems, however, by not letting your infamous temper get the best of you in a stressful situation.
Juggling the romantic overtures of two different guys is always difficult. You may have that problem today and the choice won't be an easy one. An embarrassment of riches is nice, but it's selfish to keep stringing people along. Choose one or the other, but for Pete's sake, choose before the year ends.Tonight avoid hanging with friends who are getting old before their time. They'll want you to join them as they frequent the same old places with the same old people doing the same old things. Buy a ticket for Futureland today. It'll beat spending another weekend in Jurassic Park.
Aquarius January 20 - February 18
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You're a woman of the world and your experiences sort of make you think you know everything. This can be incredibly infuriating to the people around you, especially because you are wrong about this one.There are good urges (spontaneously kissing your lover) and bad urges (spontaneously spray painting swear words on your girlfriend's car). Be sure you know the difference before acting on impulse today.
You may seek your independence today, but it'll come with a price. Mounting problems or boredom may have you wanting out, but think carefully today before dumping your boyfriend or partner. The easy way out is not always the best or smartest.You'll be a wellspring of creativity today. Find someone equally as creative to collaborate with. Fireworks could erupt as you share dazzling ideas in sessions of artistic brilliance. Play your cards right and you two could be knocking boots shortly after bumping heads.
Pisces February 19 - March 20
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Expect a bit of an emotional rollercoaster today and tomorrow. Your relationships, especially a romance, are under a lot of strain. Letting anger and other negative emotions guide you will cause huge problems.It's the end of the work week and everyone at the office will be letting go a little bit. Be sure you don't cross the line between professional and personal or you're in for one helluva surprise.
Today will be a good one to keep your nose out of other people's affairs. Interjecting yourself into their business makes you look like a buttinsky. So don't be surprised when they tell you in no uncertain terms to shove off.It's easy to go overboard on the weekend, but keep your health in mind. Spend the afternoons doing something physical like lifting weights or going for a jog. You'll feel renewed energy that'll serve you well later in the evening when you're doing something else that's physical.
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